Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.  

• scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
• me: you mean per day
• scientist: what
• me: what

moriartays:

hear-the-voices-say:

#guys #let’s pause for a second and observe this scene #sherlock’s and john’s lifes lie in the hand of a crazy person #like for real crazy and mad and everything #and all it takes is one look #ONLY ONE LOOK for john and sherlock to agree on dying together #sherlock looks at john #and john just nods #he does not ask questions #he does not hesitate #he just nods and gives sherlock the permission to do anything #even if it means dying #dying by sherlock’s side #GUYS #I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

(Source: hearthevoicessay)

doctorwho:

Ten.

(Source: cloysterbell)

mrsiantojones:

ACCURATE.

(Source: hiddle-stoned)

Interrogated him for weeks. He wouldn’t play along. He just sat there, staring into the darkness.

#you didn’t do much did you you just slapped him about a bit this is james moriarty his boyfriend does this for a good morning kiss

(Source: ourfinalproblem)