56. Things you want to say to an ex:
71. What words do you like to hear during sex?

I am unable, because of reasons, to answer either of these questions.

So you get a random fact: my least favorite character of all time is Abigail from The Crucible. For many reasons.

5. Are you in love?

Romantic love? No.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Embarrassingly easily. I deserve my own entry on the Clingy Jealous Girl trope page. I even do it with my friends, because whenever I introduce friends and they hit it off, I become disgustingly worried that they like one another so much that they’ll never bother talking to me ever again. It’s kind of ludicrous at this point.

ASDFGHJKL; thank you, that’s really sweet of you!

I shall proceed to spam all of the people!

By which I mean my allotted ten, if I can narrow it down. Gah.

Sorry for the late reply; I kept getting error messages. But anyway, yes, I’ll see what I can do.

Dear introspectivenavelgazer;

You’re a very lovely person, and I was surprised to find this out because you’re also a talented writer whose work I have admired for a long time, so naturally I assumed that you were, in some way, not a real person with whom I might ever converse or interact in a normal-ish manner.

But the fact is that you are both awesome and kind, and you excel at pointing it out when I’m being massively idiotic, which is nice because sometimes I tend to overreact without really applying sense. 

So for being excellent at personhood and preventing me from tearing my hair out over every tiny thing, you get all of the awards.

And you like Discworld, which is always a point in one’s favor.

-Charlotte

Dear Donna;

Love, 

Charlotte

Dear Timchel;

You are cute.

I will go down with this ship.

But I require a name for your fangirl band, and it’s your job to think of one.

-Charlotte

Dear Steven “Trollface” Moffat;

I respect your commitment to awesome and your ability to write lines that have that truly epic ring to them.

They are lines intended for constant repetition.

But I still hate you for jerking us around so much.

But at the same time I respect it, because I’d probably do the same thing in your position.

But even so…

With very mixed feelings,

Charlotte

I’m not sure what prompted this, but thank you.

LIES. TIMCHEL FOREVER.