Anyone?
Anyone?
S-so rushed but done! now to fake a 100pg folio of “planning” orz
…This is the most depressing thing in the world. I cried.
No, shush, don’t feel bad. Clearly, they don’t show us the part where she upgrades her hardware and finds Tumblr.
And then it was good, the end.
OH BBY I’LL SHARE MY SEX STORIES WITH YOU:um so is everyone sharing sex stories or is that over now?
All of ‘em, right there. Just take them.

allthatulovewillbcarriedaway replied to your post: Just get in me now
Goddamn he needs to stop being perfect. ALSO I’M SO JEALOUS YOU HAVE A GUY LIKE THAT AROUND IN RL EVEN IF IT CAUSES TEH FRUSTRATION.
johnmaus replied to your post: Just get in me now
don’t forget us when you’re sending out the wedding invites!!!!!!
doyour-research replied to your post: Just get in me now
OMG AWESOME!
Much as I love the fact that you guys are all clearly thinking, “OH GIRLFRAN YOU GO GET YOUR MAN” and giving me mental snaps, this is decidedly not a good thing.
See, according to teen girl rules, he’s already been staked out, which means that I will get bitch-slapped clear to the next millenium if I so much as think about it. So I was trying very hard not to think about it.
And I was doing all well and stuff until he became so damn nerdy and awesome. I mean, the talking about Sherlock was kind of hot on its own, but then there was the Arrested Development. And the Doctors Horrible and Who.
And now I’m trying to get him into Cabin Pressure. I must have a death wish.

Tl;dr: Sexually frustrated and forever alone. Fangirling into the void, nbd.
Uh, all of them? What’s even worse is when your followers make super quality gifs and fanarts and fanfics and such, and all you do is keep on derping in the corner like the socially awkward person that you are. FOREVER ALONE.and they have like, awesome photos and stuff and they’re very mature looking
you’re just like
LOLOL DERP DERP GAY PORN SHERLOCK SHERLOCK LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE ANDREW SCOTT’S EYEBROWS SHERLOCK SHERLOCK BENDY DICK CUM ON MY BAPS DERP DERP DERP MARTIN FREEMAN RAGE AND JAM LUBE.
allthatulovewillbcarriedaway replied to your post: It’s Watson sweater time.
YOU’RE MAKING A WATSON SWEATER??
Yes, I am; it’s based on the sweater he wears in ASiP (and again in TGG, I think). I’ve actually been trying to get other people interested in working on the same pattern for a zillion years, but it’s still fun to knit and fangirl over Andrew Scott/Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman/Mark Gatiss in other things.
My sister finds it hilarious, though. Oh well.