Keep Calm and Chuffle On
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7 months ago • 8 notes

donttalkoutloud replied to your post

Well I know with some ships (John/Sherlock, Dean/Cas) one of the characters is actually a virgin in the canon, so if you’re doing a canon base story you either have to run with that or go “Surprise! secret sex off screen you never heard about!”

No, I know that. I mean that I find it weird that it’s actually made into a point of kink, like there’s always some passage along the lines of:

[Resident promiscuous/sexually experienced male character] growled his approval.

“You are so fucking tight, bro” he whispered as he frantically pumped his spermtastic seed into [Resident virginal male character].

[Promiscuous] felt a surge of possessiveness as he stroked his partner’s turgid love wand.

“MINE” he screamed.

The thought of [Virgin]’s sweet ass being touched by nobody’s hot little hands but his own sent him over the edge.

It was sexy.