Keep Calm and Chuffle On

Keep Calm and Chuffle On

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9 months ago • 2859 notes • from: thatllamaguy • source: my-ponchoboys

#I wonder if Arthur secretly ships #Smillan #After all #almost everyone's creepily shipped at least one pair of their friends

11 months ago • 16 notes

#So I got in an intense argument with the people in my calculus class today about the point of marriage and associated rituals #And they all gave me pitying looks because I'm single and I told them to go fuck themselves #But anyway #although I'm not going to degrade the ceremony of marriage for people who want it #is it so controversial to say that marriage should be about wanting to make a commitment to someone #rather than about dressing up or having an expensive party or societal pressure or doing it because you think that you have nowhere else ... #to progress with the relationship? #After all #isn't the romantic part not in flowers or dresses or food or company #but in the idea of agreeing to love someone and stick by them? #Not that marriage doesn't have great legal and financial benefits #and of course I'm extremely for marriage equality #All I'm saying is that I don't know why I can't say that I don't personally want the associated rituals #without being branded cynical or a killjoy #Argh #It was a frustrating discussion

1 year ago • 162 notes • from: rowenastark-deactivated20120809 • source: exeters

#Fucking Narnia #Too many feels #Even if CS Lewis said some kind of insane things #After all #I still like Ender's Game even though OSC is a dick

1 year ago • 17 notes

#Exactly how many times DID he fall out of the window? #Infinite times #Inspector #I am a badass #after all #spoilers

1 year ago • 1 notes

#Dear god #I'm find with having a bedtime #Because I am a minor #after all #But when my dad moves in to kiss my forehead it is awkward #It is so damn awkward and I wish that he wouldn't do it #Because we're not close enough for that kind of physical contact #Because I am not a fan of physical contact #Ever #Unless I really really really like the other person #And I know them very well #Which is not the case here #Please stop

1 year ago • 0 notes

Anonymous asked: I am extremely turned on by your lack of unattractiveness. Double negatives are hot too.

It’s not even funny how attractive your grammar commentary is.

Anon, if you have a good vocabulary, too….OH MY GOD.

I’M NOT EVEN BEING FACETIOUS. TURN THAT VERBOSITY IN MY DIRECTION.

SHARE YOUR ERUDITION WITH ME. AND DO IT WHILE FLAUNTING YOUR ADVANCED LEXICON. OH BABY.

#Anonymous #reply #I actually got the tiniest bit turned on by this #and then I felt awkward about being such a grammer/theoretical vocabulary/language harlot #But I'm a harlot anyway #Right in my name #after all