Announcement

The role of Charlotte will be played this month by her queue.

Born in August of 2011, shortly after our regular performer created her blog, the queue has always aspired towards excellence.

With its classically mild wit displayed in such tags as #I’m American but I know how to queue, the queue hopes to shock, please, and impress audiences in Pushing Daisies-inspired turn, with the debut of a new slogan, #I used to think masturbation meant queueing your food.

Although we hope that our regularly scheduled reblogger will return soon, we know that her queue will make a splash on your dashboard!