internetexplorers:

Great First Date Conversation Topics:

• is it pronounced gif or jif
• is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
• How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land